How ’bout those kids meals huh?

ILLUSTRATION BY THATCH. CLICK TO ENLARGE!

Nothing screams America like an old decrepit greasy Chad or Brad with a big fat disgusting hot dog crammed down his throat, while simultaneously drooling all over himself. I have a feeling these were the images swirling through Thatcher’s vivid imagination minutes before approached the various fast food drive thrus that so often fell victim to a good verbal nailing. This is another Illustration that I feel best personifies the spirit of the nailing tapes… and with that, here’s some more audio.

ALRIGHT DICK EYE! (the nailing tapes part 1)

ILLUSTRATION BY THATCH • CLICK TO ENLARGE

Thatch was so anti establishment. When coupled with his incredible ability to interpret any situation into the most funny thing that ever happened… it often resulted in pure genius. When we were kids Chris used to have this little black VW rabbit… I think it even actually took diesel fuel. It was a great car, and the thing was so god damned loud… in other words, it was perfect. Right around the same time through a mutual friend (The self-proclaimed Mysterious Doctor) Thatch came in possession of a megaphone. Not before slapping a large Rudimentary Peni sticker on the speaker area of the megaphone… Thatch and this Mysterious Doctor launched a full scale amplified verbal attack on idiots and drive-thru windows all over New Jersey. We’re still in the process of ripping all the audio… but heres one gem for your listening pleasure. I like to call it “Alright Dick-eye”